Things That Are Only Funny When You’re Seven
So, the Punchbuggy incident inspired me to begin compiling a list of Things That Are Only Funny When You’re Seven. I’ll start, but feel free to add your own personal pain to the list.
1. Knock Knock Jokes. Do I really need to say more?
2. “I don’t like it.” Long Pause. “I LOVE it!!!” You know, I remember this as being the height of wit when I was seven. I’m starting to suspect it really wasn’t that funny then either (a suspicion that was enthusiastically confirmed by my mother).
3. “I know you are, but what am I?” Irritating. You? Are irritating.