The Circle of Life
Well, that was quicker than even I expected.
Princess Sparklefairy, sadly, is no longer with us. It appears that while we were making our daily commute to school, he was making an ill advised bid for freedom. We came home to find his shrivelled remains lying next to his bowl.
Note to self, next time (because you just know that we’re going to have to replace the fish asap) do not fill the bowl high enough to allow a successful suicide attempt.